Where my head at?

05Sep07

A conversation with my mom, in a restaurant, a couple nights ago…

Mom: We have some surprises for the girls in our car. And, there’s something for you, too!

LV: Ohhhhh! What? Whatwhatwhat???? Tell me!!

Mom: Something that I know you need.

LV: Synthroid?

Mom: Nnnnnno….

LV: Tanqueray?

Mom: (lips pursing) No, Marci. Something only your mother can provide you.

LV: A prescription for Ibuprofen 800’s !?!?!?!

Mom: (lips completely pursed, no words)

LV: (hands flapping) OHHHHHHHHHHH! You made me dumpling soup!! Oh, I can’t wait!!

Mom: No. No. Mmm-mmm. No. I’m taking it back home with me.

File this under ‘LVGurl is an asshole.’ Here, my always-generous mother was being sweet and made me a batch of my favorite soup… and all I could think about were prescription drugs and alcohol.


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  1. 1 little miss mel on September 6, 2007 said:

    nice work chica.

    mother’s just don’t get it, do they?

    your hands flapping reminded me of makenna. now I know where she gets it. ;)

  2. 2 Jill - GlossyVeneer on September 6, 2007 said:

    Nice… The thought of drugs and booze is what gets me through work each day, and I don’t even drink!

  3. 3 Kami on September 6, 2007 said:

    Aw, I bet she understands! Makes a funny story though :-)
    Thoughts of vodka get me through the day sometimes…I can relate ;-)

  4. 4 Jorge on September 6, 2007 said:

    God bless Ibuprofen 800’s!!!!!

  5. 5 180/360 on September 6, 2007 said:

    I was going to say the exact same thing Mel said about the hand flapping!

  6. 6 Angella on September 6, 2007 said:

    That’s a funny story :)
    You know, if we ever get together we’re going to have to be careful we don’t knock each other out with all of that hand flapping :)

  7. 7 jane on September 6, 2007 said:

    he he he- i can totally see this happening between my daughter and I in 20 years…i just hope she doesn’t say ‘condoms’- i’ll freak. She’s not allowed to date until she’s 50 after all.

  8. 8 Mrs Mogul on September 7, 2007 said:

    That’s hysterical!! I love dumpling soup! I hope my son doesn’s ask me too much drug related questions, but who knows in 20 years we could all be eating meal pills instead of real food!!

  9. 9 Amanda Brown on September 10, 2007 said:

    That’s too funny! And dumpling soup sounds amazing! And carby! Which is a synonym for amazing. Yay, carbs!

  10. 10 gorillabuns on September 10, 2007 said:

    what more do you need in life other than drugs and alcohol? well, wait… someone willing to make food for you is a close second in very important needs.

  11. 11 sassy on September 16, 2007 said:

    At least you know the mailman didn’t throw his back out carrying that one up the stairs.

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