Ever since I seized control of my hair away from my mother in 1988, I have kept my hair in basically the same style. It has been longer, and shorter, but the same style. All one length, no bangs. Always.
I found a fantastic hairdresser through dear friend Kim, and I am experiencing all sorts of new […]
Archive for November, 2007
Can I just lay around on the couch? Please? Just for five minutes?
There is a post that I want to write, but it requires some scanning. Given the current state of my sorry computer, (which again needs to be serviced,) I’m unable to complete this scanning task.
With my computer on the fritz yet again, I’m feeling like I need a change. Though I’ve worked on a PC since […]
“HI! Don’t mind me and my relatives. We find your home lovely and would like to rest here at your baseboards.”
The infestation continues, people. Months have gone by, and we haven’t seen one of these vile creatures. Until this past week, when I jinxed this house by announcing, “Hey Andrew! We haven’t seen a scorpion […]
Satisfied with neither the size of my br*@sts, nor my p*n!s
Published November 8th, 2007 in Tasty Spam. 6 CommentsThe magic that resides in my Spam file has been ignored for too long…
Have you noticed that spammers are very worried about us? I mean, they are REALLY concerned about my happiness and well-being.
A sensitive fellow named Tanner Gonzalez emailed me this morning. In apparent concern for my womanhood, he offers forth SizeUp! the panacea for my […]
